I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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