why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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