She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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