he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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