Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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