I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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