so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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