I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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