You're so nebulous sometimes
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
