belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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