In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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