Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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