Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
