Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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