Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize
