Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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