So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm way too hungover for life right now
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
These tits shall not be calmed
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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