no, he came in my armpit
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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