why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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