relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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