his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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