i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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