i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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