Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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