where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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