Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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