That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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