do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
you will always have a special place in my vag
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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