At least make sure they are 18
Why
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
