its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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