Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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