You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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