please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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