I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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