Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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