yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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