he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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