dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We don't watch enough power rangers
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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