Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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