It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
It all started with a game of naked twister.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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