don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
zippers are such a cool invention
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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