Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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