It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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