I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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