I showed him my bush... on skype.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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