Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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