And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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