I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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