How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
