girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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