Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Randomize
