Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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