I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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